Toebee the Green dooshbag Giant

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    Oh Mr Green, it is my observation that you were trying to remove an annoying protruding nose hair from Mr Neal's nose, is that correct? Yes sir, in the heat of the moment, all I was trying to do was extend my little 'pinkie' to dislodge a long nose hair that was aggravating my football ability to help my team overcome the Brisbane Lions. I hate macho men that have long nose hairs. They should spend more time gazing into mirrors [like I do] and remove offending nose hairs before they take to the football field. Is that too much to ask?

    ahum, Mr Green, are you an only child? Did your mother take away your pacifer whilst you were still crawling?

    F%#*in grow a pair will ya. I hate greenies of all persuasions and i just love anything in black and white.
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    Please put down the crack pipe lol
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    your boys must be over the moon, Green is a grub and should have been rubbed oit the game before. karma is a bitch:D:D
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    Huh?
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    Yeah,I was thinkin' the same thing. I have just snapped out of it. it was bad dream, that's all. i'm gonna have to give that crack-pipe away. any buyers? I bought it off a bloke by the name of green. He said it was affecting his kicking at footy training.
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    you can pick the pipe back up mate, pies done for another year....
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    Bahaaaaaaaa GWS beat the Colliewobles Go Tigers
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    only 1 more to go:bigthumbsup: Go Giants.:clap:
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    F%&K the Giants. The AFL have spent over $120 million on this 'team of coulda-beens' and for the last 8 years are desperate to 'buy' a premiership for these dooshbags. How much money have the AFL put into the Gold Coast Suns? yeah sweet F**k All. GWS is the AFL's much loved creation, that is beyond any criticism. we must always talk them up, just like the Football TV commentators. They shit me. Especially BMc. Just prior to the 2017 AFL season, there was a huge push to talk up GWS. All Footy commentators spruiking about how GWS were premiership favourites. THIS WAS BEFORE THE FIRST GAME for F#$ks sake. GWS took on Adelaide Crows at Adelaide for the first game. Footy Commentators were almost having orgasims during the telecast. Then the unthinkable happened!! GWS lost the game when this comment came out of the mouth of BMc. "Gee, that was not expected,does this mean that GWS are not premiership favourites this year"
    Yeah Bruce, give yourself an uppercut.
    ....................GO TIGERS............I hope you win by 100 points. And hope the umpires don't make any mistakes. yeah,right.
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    good to see you have got that pipe going mate.:congrats:
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    Shit like this should be deleted. Waste of space is what that is and I didnt even read it to draw that conclusion
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    lucky you didn't comment then.:roflmao:
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    Well fuckin' don't read it then. fuck off.
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    Settle people.
    This is general chit chat where you will find a lot of nonsensical postings....that is why this thread is here.
    But keep the personal abuse out of here....100%
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    dont worry, he,s a Collingwood supporter, he is use to abuse.:roflmao:
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    Go the doggies
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    Bring back Fitzroy